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REAL gentlemen use NORMAL sized screens
A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the
Men's Restrooms
Eyal Mordechai
#1
do not have a conversation with ANYONE.
A nod of acknowledgment is polite
NEVER say more than "Hello"
#2
The urinals
Always leave at least one urinal open between you and the next person
not for use
So... Where would you pee?
Correct!
Ready...
Wrong!
Restart
Give up
You Win!
Continue
Play again
if no free urinal exists between you and the other person
use a toilet
#4
Watch where you look
look up
FUCK THEE
look left
Look straight
look right
look down
#5
Wash your hands
even if you "barely touched anything"
Wash your hands
be a gentleman
Congratulations
You're a real man now!
Start Over
